Hello and RAWR. Stuffstuffstuff


at some point, probably

Sirius: *annoyed* dear lord!

James: You called?




James: Get it? Like deer lor--

Remus: We got it, thanks.



When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”

You can’t deny that is fucking scary.

Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.

(Source: iflewbikes)



I walked up to Jared at the autograph table and he caught me off-guard because he remembered me calling him my sunshine during the photo op, so he started with “You are my sunshine!”

I then said a few words and gave Jared my sobriety chip and the letter I wrote him, and he…



My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.


Every episode of Merlin:


Somebody: “I’m going to kill Arthur Pendragon.”

Merlin: “Oh hell nay.”


Whyyyyy 😭😭
#tumblr #tumblrpost #sherlock #sherlocked #sherlockian #sherlockians #sherlockholmes #johnlock #johnwatson #textpost #feels #thefeels


Whyyyyy 😭😭
#tumblr #tumblrpost #sherlock #sherlocked #sherlockian #sherlockians #sherlockholmes #johnlock #johnwatson #textpost #feels #thefeels


my brother said all Sherlock fans are “stupid” and “rude” and that Benedict Cumberbatch was an asshole

so should I use arsenic or botulinum

I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant and all round obnoxious asshole that anyone could have the misfortune to meet. I am dismissive of the virtuous, unaware of the beautiful and uncomprehending in the face of the happy, so if I didn’t understand that I was being asked to be best man it is because I never expected to be anybody’s best friend. And certainly not the best friend of the bravest, kindest, wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing.

Um just Sherlock fucking Holmes that’s all (via the-seventeenthdoctor)