Hello and RAWR. Stuffstuffstuff
Sirius: *annoyed* dear lord!
James: You called?
James: Get it? Like deer lor--
Remus: We got it, thanks.
When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”
You can’t deny that is fucking scary.
Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.
My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.
my brother said all Sherlock fans are “stupid” and “rude” and that Benedict Cumberbatch was an asshole
so should I use arsenic or botulinum
Um just Sherlock fucking Holmes that’s all (via the-seventeenthdoctor)